Warning! Spoilers for CSI: Miami episodes 6-4, “Bang, Bang, Your Debt”; 3-1 “Lost Son”; 5-14 “No Man’s Land”; 5-15 “Man Down”; 6-15 “Ambush”; and 6-16 “All In”.
I chose this episode for Shann for our Return of a Character episode of Here, Watch This. If you listen to that episode (and you should listen to that episode), you’ll hear Shann’s thoughts on it. But I want to give mine because I chose this episode for a reason.
This is probably one of my favorite episodes featuring the return of a character because it flows so well within the overall narrative arc of the show.
Now, I’ll be the first to tell you that CSI: Miami has its issues. I’m on record saying it’s bonkers. But, I adore it, even with its problems, and even with its problems, there are some things that it just gets right. Speedle’s return is one of them.
The episode finds the CSI crew investigating first the death of a coed and the near death of the not-boyfriend friend she was sleeping with, and then the connected shooting death of a credit card pusher. During the episode, Eric Delko sees and speaks with Tim Speedle.
There’s just one thing.
Speedle is dead.
Speed has been dead since the beginning of the third season. We all watched him get shot to death in a jewelry store (I really need to write about his death; it’s got some beautiful narrative symmetry, another thing the show got right), watched him bleed out all over the floor. But, Horatio’s brother came back from the dead, so maybe Speed did to. It wouldn’t be the first time the show took a page or six out of a daytime soap playbook.
What makes it possible is that while only Delko sees and interacts with Speed, there’s a moment in the episode where Calleigh finds Speed’s credit card in one of the hummers, and Delko does some investigating, leading to the discovery that there’s been activity on Speed’s credit card. There’s tangible evidence that Speed could be alive.
You spend the episode waiting. Speed can’t be alive, but a ghost isn’t going to be racking up charges on a credit card. What the hell does a ghost need with earthly goods and services? This doesn’t feel like a dream. Everything is too normal. Except for Speed.
The episode comes to a head when Horatio catches Delko going through Speed’s locker, finding that his wallet is missing. Delko is sure this is evidence that Speed is somehow alive, but Horatio -who was present at the shooting and watched Speed die- has a different suspicion.
With the help of a warrant, he gets the bank to give up the latest credit card transactions, which leads Calleigh and Delko to a bar. Delko thinks he sees Speed, but it’s someone who looks like him. That’s when Calleigh comes in with the big reveal: Cooper from the lab took Speed’s credit card and he’s been using it. Cooper’s credit card fraud ties in with the credit card debt theme of the rest of the episode and is later used as his motivation to be a dick that ultimately leads to Calleigh being kidnapped in a later two-part episode.
It’s a gut punch for Delko, who fully expected to find Speed in this bar. He truly believed his friend was alive.
As it turns out, Delko, who’d been shot in the head in the previous season and still has a bullet fragment in his brain, has been having transitory hallucinations due to his injury. It’s a bittersweet moment. Speed is gone, but he’s still so much a part of Delko’s life that when his brain decided to spark, it brought his fiend back from the dead.
The revelation and discussion between Delko and Horatio takes place at Speed’s grave. As Speed smiles and walks off into the distance, Delko says it feels like he’s saying goodbye all over again and Horatio admits that he sees Speed every day. It’s such a beautifully poignant scene that’s slightly unexpected in a show like this, though the show does have such moments on occasion throughout its run.
Speed’s return is so well done in the sense of how it flows into the narrative arc of the show. It’s not shoehorned in. There’s no great feats of gymnastics to make it plausible. You’re not required to suspend your disbelief beyond rational limits. It’s not a dream. It makes perfect sense.
And it gives me one of my heart achingly favorite moments in rerun TV.
I’m not the biggest fan of Christmas (though I do love a holiday with a theme), but I do have my favorite
While they wait for the call from the front desk man that Claude has returned, Friday and Gannon continue to check pawn shops in the hopes of finding the baby Jesus.
Friday and Gannon finally get their opportunity to interrogate Claude in sort of a sad scene. Claude thinks they’re questioning him about a car he was allowed to borrow, but this time he didn’t ask first. When questioned about the bundle he was taking out of the church, he explains that it was his other pair of pants that he had fixed for the Christmas show at the men’s hotel. It’s established early on that Claude has a rap sheet, but it’s made pretty clear that this guy has given up his criminal ways (minus taking a car without explicit permission) and has fallen into what Friday and Gannon might consider a pathetic life, though there’s something sweet about how much the Christmas show means to him and the other men at the hotel.
There’s a genre of TV show episode that I like to think of as “How the Band Got Together”. It’s basically a flashback episode (not a clip show) showing how characters that we’ve always seen to have known each other first met. A great example of this is the first season finale of The Golden Girls. It literally shows how Blanch, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia all came to live together.
We see the lab before it was The Lab, before CSI was actually a thing. It was literally a broom closet. We meet Detective Horatio Caine without his trademark sunglasses and his partner Detective Sullivan. We meet the fresh-faced, enthusiastic lateral transfer Calleigh Duquense. We meet Jesse Cardoza on his last day as he’s transferring to L.A. We meet Officer Frank Tripp in uniform and sporting an amazing mustache. We meet Dr. Alexx Woods working in a much less nifty basement morgue. We meet Eric Delko…who’s not in law enforcement. He’s driving a tow truck and recovering items he finds that people have ditched. When he goes to pull an old stove out of the marsh -yes, the same marsh where Horatio found him unconscious at the beginning of the episode- he finds a submerged car. He tows it out, sees bloody water pouring out of the trunk, and calls it in. From the way Delko greets Sully and Horatio, and teases Horatio about not having sunglasses with Horatio coming right back by saying he’s supposed to find some for him, it’s clear that they’re not strangers. But at the same time, this case will be the first time Horatio and Calleigh meet.
Delko’s injury paves the way for him to take a leave of absence from the team as post-surgery he feels less enthusiastic about the job. Obviously, he doesn’t stay away, but it was a convenient storyline for Adam Rodriguez to step away from the show for most of the season. At the same time, it introduces us to Jesse Cardoza as his character is first leaving for L.A. in the past and returns in the present of the next episode with Eddie Cibrian joining the cast for the season. And Sully, who could have been a one-off past character, ends up being a familiar face who returns a few times later in the season.
Also, the 1997 start date is questionable. Horatio and Megan both worked the ValuJet crash of ’96 and it’s insinuated that CSI was a thing then. Also, Delko mentions playing baseball for the Miami Hurricanes for a couple of seasons (consistent with something said in a first season episode), but if you go by the birth year on older sister Marisol’s headstone, 1978, then Delko is at most 18 in ’97. So, either he graduated high school early, or I’m paying more attention than I’m supposed to. 
In case it escaped your attention, I guested on an episode of
In the third season Hawaii Five-O episode “To Kill or Be Killed”, the death of a soldier just returned from Vietnam sparks a search for his draft-dodging brother in an attempt to find out the truth about the soldier’s death. It seems draft-dodger Michael had gone to talk to his brother Jack just before Jack either jumped or was pushed from his apartment balcony.
In the world of cop shows, there are two kinds of very special episodes: a cop gets shot or a cop shoots somebody.
I think I’ve made it pretty clear that Jeanette Nolan is one of my favorites, so it should be no surprise that I could find a way to elevate your holiday TV viewing with her presence.
If you’ve never watched 
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