Rerun Junkie Show–Chopper One

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I have a list of ’70s cop shows that I want to watch. It’s definitely a wish list because not all of them are available on DVD or streaming, and the ones that are available, I’m not exactly getting around to them at a quick pace. When Dan and I were talking about covering another show for Eventually Supertrain, I decided to use it as an excuse to knock one short-lived, ’70s cop show off my list –Chopper One.

I pitched it to Dan like an adventure because neither one of us had seen the show, but from what I gathered from the series synopsis, it would be like Adam-12, but in a helicopter.

I was kind of wrong.

Running for 13 episodes, the 1974 half-hour series follows Officer Don Burdick (Jim McMullan) and Officer Gil Foley (Dirk Benedict) as they fly over Los Angeles and fight crime under the supervision of Captain McKeegan (Ted Hartley) and are kept in the air by mechanic Mitch (Lou Frizzell).

Like Adam-12, it’s a 30 minute cop show featuring partners and crime. And that’s kind of the end of the similarities. Chopper One has a different vibe to it, and that’s not a bad thing.

Most of the episodes begin with an unrelated opening crime that Foley and Burdick foil. Some of them are pretty entertaining, like the burglar masquerading as a pizza delivery guy who had no trouble scaling to a second story window to enter the house and then JUMPED out of the window once his ill-gotten gains were gained. Burdick and Foley spotting his shenanigans in the air and Burdick surprising the thief in his own car was pretty great.

Then there are openings that are amusing for the wrong reasons, like the pair of joy riders they chase down in the chopper. The couple looks to be in their thirties. Whose parents are these? Or the mugger in the bright red jacket who pushes random kids on the swings in the park as a cover before stealing a lady’s purse -in front of those kids!- and eventually getting caught on a baseball diamond. Sir, you deserve your fate and those kids need to be educated on stranger danger.

A couple of episodes, including the pilot, opened with the chopper being utilized for non-crime reasons. In the pilot, a kid was in trouble on his sailboat way out to sea. Burdick and Foley rescued him. In another, the captain had Foley and Burdick pick up a star little league player from camp in order to make it to a game. Considering in the previous episode, the captain didn’t even want to authorize a kid who’d helped them catch some crooks go for a ride, I have questions.

Actually, this show left me and Dan with a lot of questions, but I’ll get to that.

After the opening, the episodes tended to focus on one crime. Now, I know what you’re thinking. How many ways can a police chopper be involved in an investigation? I wondered that, too, and it turns out that there are several. They got pretty creative about it. Over the course of the series, Burdick and Foley used their chopper to deal with hostage situations, robberies, rooftop shooters, ransom deliveries, abductions, and hijackings.

Mechanic Mitch became my favorite character pretty quickly, so it should be no surprise to those who know me that the episode “Killing Time”, in which his wife is kidnapped, is my favorite. I love to see my favorites go through it (yes, I’m a bad person). The reason that Mitch’s wife is kidnapped is so he’ll be persuaded to ground the chopper to avoid police interference in a political assassination plot orchestrated by Lloyd Bochner, who did more of the dirty work than I anticipated. Though Mitch initially does the usual thing of not telling anyone, he eventually comes clean and delivers the key clues to help rescue his wife, which leads to Burdick and Foley saving the day.

Though Burdick is older and therefore more of the veteran officer between the two, Foley isn’t exactly a rookie. From what little background we get on the two officers, it could be supposed that Foley has spent most of his police career in the chopper, perhaps recruited and/or joined the police force for that express purpose; whereas Burdick has obviously spent more time on the ground patrolling.

The episode “Downtime” really illustrates this. The chopper is grounded for repairs because they got a kite caught in their rotor and it’s done some damage. Instead of taking some time off, they’re put on patrol, with Captain McKeegan giving them a sarcastic lesson on what exactly a patrol car is and its function. The time on the ground reacquaints Burdick with a familiar thief played by Dub Taylor, and has Foley begging Mitch to get the repairs done so he can get off the ground. I would have actually liked that the entire episode was this light-hearted and fun, but then a bomber played by William Watson enters the mix and things get pretty serious as now they’re in a race to find the bomb before it goes off, which leads them to perform some trickery to get the bomber to reveal his secret. The second half of the episode is also good, and I wish that it was an episode of its own, too. But smooshed together, it’s still a good watch.

Other fabulous guest stars that either bedeviled Burdick and Foley or received their assistance include Laurie Prang, John Quade, and John Hudson; future Dirk Benedict foil William Lucking; Lew Brown, Skye Aubrey, and Austin Stoker; frequent TV guest stars France Nuyen, Norman Alden, and Frank Marth; Kim Hamilton, Kenneth Tobey, and Jamie Smith-Jackson; Vulcans Mark Lenard and Lawrence Montaigne; Tony Young, Jesse Vint, and Ross Elliot; Western alums Dabs Greer and Michael Ansara; Victor Argo, Eddie Firestone, and James Daughton; legends Dick Van Patten, William Windom and Bruce Kirby; Marvin Kaplan, Rick Hurst, and Harry Lauter; Hawaii Five-O guests Mitzi Hoag, Edward Binns, and Patricia Smith; Penny Fuller, James Luisi, and Jenifer Shaw; horror film alums Christopher Stone and Ford Rainey; Art Lund, Roy Jenson, and Arch Johnson; M*A*S*H alum Allan Arbus; Darleen Carr, Vince Howard, and Richard X. Slattery; and future star Nick Nolte.

Thirteen episodes isn’t a lot to work with, but Chopper One still managed to work in a few cop show tropes that I look for: a cop mentor either in trouble or causing it; a cop being investigated for something; and someone seeking vengeance on a cop or cops. If the show had continued, I’m sure we would have gotten a police-involved shooting episode.

Thirteen episodes also isn’t much time for character development, not that cop shows of this time were super keen on it, but it did happen. But in the course of the short season, we did get a sense of our heroes. Foley might be young and spend most of his time in the air, but he could come up with some good ideas and he had a much better way of relating to people than Burdick. Burdick, the veteran officer, tended to be…we’ll say brusque sometimes. Okay, he was not above yelling at people in situations that didn’t necessarily require a raised voice. His hard-nosed approach to policing served him well in the line of duty, leading him to take risks other cops might not take. Jim McMullan and Dirk Benedict have great chemistry, so their lighter moments played just as well as the heavier stuff.

Captain McKeegan might have changed most over the course of the very short series, going from an unreasonable, shouty prick in the beginning, to a more reasonable, less shouty, not quite prick by the final episode. Mitch pretty much remained Mitch throughout, a loveable, sometimes snarky mechanic. Practically perfect in ever way.

Given what must have been a huge budget thanks to the helicopter and required helicopter stunts (Jim McMullen getting in on a few of them towards the end of the run), only a huge hit right out of the gate would have guaranteed a renewal. Unfortunately, this was a series that could have used a little more time to find itself. Overall, the quality is pretty good, though there are a few episodes that feel a little off. Dan suggested that some of the writers weren’t well-versed in making a 30 minute drama and I think he might be on to something. Some episodes felt like they could have benefited from a full 60 minutes to allow us to get to know the victims were were supposed to be sympathizing with better.

The short run time also left us with questions. How exactly is this wheelchair-using child that apparently can never leave his house getting an education? With his single mother working all day, what happens if he has an incident and falls out of his chair? Were there no support systems in 1974? Why is official firearm disposal procedure just dumping guns into the ocean? How the hell was Lloyd Bochner going to shoot this politician in a moving car from his crane? How could he be sure where he was sitting? Why sacrifice Mitch’s wife instead of using a decoy in the motorcade since they couldn’t change the route or ground the helicopter? What was the point of Ginger? We could have the entire episode without her and nothing would have changed. Do helicopter mufflers really exist? If so, do they really work like silencers? (Actually, don’t answer that one. We live in bliss believing they do.)

Lingering questions aside, the show is very watchable. Even the episodes that I wasn’t keen on aren’t awful. It’s a fine ’70s cop show and I would have loved to have seen what it could have become if it ran longer.

We could have seen what that chopper could really do.

Rerun Junkie Show– The A-Team

 In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Are you humming the theme song yet? If not, that’s a shame.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I pity you, fool.

They pity you also.

The A-Team was one of several 80’s action shows I watched as a kid and it remains one of my all-time favorites. It’s the best cotton candy for my brain ever.

The set-up was just as simple as the intro suggested.  The team was comprised of the plan-making, wise-cracking, disguise-loving Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith (George Peppard); the smooth, charming, sometimes unsure, always a ladies man Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck (Dirk Benedict); the tough on the outside, soft on the inside (well, sometimes) Sgt. B.A. Baracus (Mr. T); and the ever crazy, same outfit wearing (read the shirts!) pilot Captain H.M. “Howlin’ Mad” Murdock. In the first and second seasons they were joined by Amy Allen (Melinda Culea) and Tawnia Baker (Marla Heasley), respectively, and chased throughout most of the series run by first Colonel Lynch (William Lucking) and then Colonel Decker (Lance LeGault).  In the fifth season they attempted to reinvent the show by changing the premise somewhat. They added Frankie Santana (Eddie Velez) to the team and forced them into working for the vexing General Hunt Stockwell (Robert Vaughn).

The show is probably best known for the iconic build scenes (montages of them building something out of nothing; my favorite was the cabbage cannon), the gunfights in which no one was killed, and the car chases in which at least one car would flip wildly, land on its top, and the dazed occupents crawl from the car hardly scratched. Oh, and the explosions. Sometimes the storylines were a little out there, particularly in season four, but it was all in good fun.

With all the action, it’s easy to miss the dialogue, which as far as I’m concered, is where it’s at. These guys had some great, funny lines. This show gets the credit for my all-time favorite insult: “Your mother works on street corners and you’re so ugly, flies won’t land on you.” The show as a whole is incredibly quotable.

Also, if you’re in the mood for a show to jolt you out of your safe, politically correct world, this will do you. The early to mid-80’s weren’t nearly as sensitive (and you might feel bad for laughing).

The guest cast on this show was fantastic. Great stunt casting during season four. Boy George and Hulk Hogan. You can’t get bigger and more 80’s than that. But even the more low key guests were fab. Richard Moll, Alan Fudge, Red West, James Hong, Keye Luke, John Saxon, Dana Elcar, Dennis Franz, Markie Post, Alan Autry, Wings Hauser, and Claudia Christian, just to name a few.

Most of the kids my age loved BA, as they loved Mr. T. I loved him, too, but my heart belonged to (and still belongs to) Murdock. He was funny. He was crazy. He wore Chuck Taylors. He flew helicopters. He was the coolest of the cool in my eyes. To this day there’s still a little part of me that wants to be him.

I’ll settle for owning the entire series on DVD.

Side note: When I first heard about them making an A-Team moving, I was not on board. It was going to be far too difficult in my mind to recreate those characters and that chemistry. I had no interest in seeing it.

However, after several favorable reviews from friends, I was persuaded to see the finished product in the theater. I was pleasantly surprised. I liked it. It was fun like the show. It kept a lot of the show’s canon. And the new actors made the characters their own without completely alienating them from the originals.

I just wish the original cast could have played bigger roles.

 

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