Book ’em, Danno–Episode 74

A murder turns Five-O on to an elaborate gold plot in “Murder with a Golden Touch”. Che Fong gets his Mr. Wizard on and it pleases me.

And then a serial killer rapist is on the loose in “Nightmare in Blue”. Trigger warning for sexual assault for “Nightmare in Blue”. This is a pretty rough one to watch, but it is quite good. Even if I hate all of the men on principle.

There were only a few glitches in this episode, so I’m going to be overly optimistic and decide that my microphone is fine.

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Jack Lord was serving in these two episodes. We are blessed.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 73

Both a hitman and Five-O are looking for the same guy in “Secret Witness”. There’s some excellent baby acting here. I’m not super into this episode, but that baby and some Five-O sass send me.

And then a young man with daddy issues is cooking up drugs with a vengeance in “Death with Father”. Trigger warning for suicide both in the episode and in the discussion. This episode marks Jack Lord’s directorial debut for the series and it’s got some sass in it, too.

I apologize for the audio issues in the episode. I don’t know what caused those weird glitches, but I hope I don’t need a new mic.

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Not quite matching Aloha outfits, but there’s something to be said about a couple on the same vibe.

Mark Jenkins, a young white man with curly dark blond hair, and Cindy Williams, a young white woman with short dark hair, are both wearing red buttoned down shirts. Cindy is watching Mark look through a wallet.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 72

The back half of Season 6 continues as Five-O surfs for a hitman in “The Banzai Pipeline”. We’ve got some hot surfing action, Perry King dedicated to open-shirt film making, and Nicholas Hammond declining a shirt at every opportunity. This one was for the ladies, select gentlemen, and certain distinguished folks.

And then Five-O hopes to con a con artist in “One Born Every Minute”. I issued a mild trigger warning for suicide for the episode. You don’t see anything, but we know what happens. I do talk about it in the discussion.

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Please enjoy these visual aids from the episodes.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 71

We’re firmly on the backside of Season 6, and when I say it’s all downhill from here, I don’t mean the quality of the show, just my podcast. This episode had to be recorded over two separate days, so the sound quality might be a little wonky. I’m finding new and fun ways to make your listening experience a challenge.

Anyway, Five-O is in search of five cents in “The 100,000 Nickel”. Thanks to Victor Buono, the episode somehow makes coin collecting look dangerous and hip. We’re also gifted with another couple in matching Aloha outfits. Baby, that’s love.

Millie, a middle-aged white woman with short, curly red hair, is looking concerned at her husband Arnie, a middle-aged white man with short, curly dark hair. The couple are wearing matching green and white aloha outfits.

And then Five-O is tasked with tracking down some clever bank robbers hiding in plain sight in “The Flip Side is Death”. I was drinking while recording that episode. Good luck to us all.

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Look at this angel face. He could never do anything wrong. But if he did, I’d be first in line to be his henchwoman.

Eric Damien, a middle-aged white man with thinning light hair and a round face, is smiling. He's wearing a light brown-grey suit with a white dress shirt and light and dark brown patterned tie.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 69

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Political motives and personal vendettas collide in “A Bullet for El Diablo”. And then counterfeit bonds and murder are the means to a million dollars in “The Finishing Touch”.

The episodes this season have been running a bit long, so I made a conscious effort to cut down my synopsis and stop rambling so much. As a result, this episode is under an hour. I think we’re all better off.

Also, it’s episode 69, so of course it’s nice.

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Check out Steve McGarrett setting the sunglasses standard that Horatio Caine would later make iconic. Yes, Steve did do a “putting the sunglasses on to emphasize the dialogue” move.

Jack Lord as Steve McGarret, a serious looking white man in his fifities with brown hair wearing silver framed sunglasses and a dark blue suit.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 68

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The greed monster is back! First it appears in the form of a questionable inheritance company in “Why Wait ‘Til Uncle Kevin Dies?”. The company fronts heirs a portion of their inheritance before their benefactor dies and then they collect what they’re owed when the benefactor kicks it. Yeah. It’s sketchy and lends itself perfectly to murder. And then some illegal opals spark a whole lot of greed in “Flash of Color, Flash of Death”. Dollar sign obsessions can really ruin a man.

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Here are two ambitious men. One is a little off-beat. The other is a little unhinged. See if you can tell which is which.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 67

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Five-O deals with a killer in their midst in “Murder Is a Taxing Affair” and then tries to keep a group of pimps from going to war with a loan shark in “Tricks Are Not Treats”. Come for the soul crushing government jobs, stay for the ’70s mack fashion.

I’m not sure why I’ve gotten so long-winded on these last few episodes. Hopefully, you’re sleeping well to my extra words.

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As I said in the episode, if our love doesn’t include matching vacation outfits, don’t even bother proposing.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 66

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Season 6 starts to find its groove with this episode. First up, we’ve got murderous hillbillies in “One Big Happy Family”, and then arson with an agenda in “The Sunday Torch”. Heads up for some racism in the former and mental illness discussion in the latter.

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In the meantime, please enjoy Slim Pickens and Barbara Baxley straight up ruining a snobby hotel clerk’s day.

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Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Let me just disclaimer this by saying that I haven’t thoroughly researched this post. I’ve just been thinking about it.

And what got me thinking about the depiction of sex work in cop shows, particularly pimps in the ’70s, was an episode of Hawaii Five-O that I just covered for an episode of Book ’em, Danno called “Tricks Are Not Treats”. The basic plot of the episode is a group of pimps (called “macks” in the episode for some reason because they’ve had no problem calling a pimp a “pimp” in previous episodes) led by Harley Dartson, played by Glynn Turman, are at odds with a loan shark named Lolo, played by Gregory Sierra, who is taxing their business.

The episode was shot and aired in 1973. Without watching it, I bet you know what the pimps look like, act like, and sound like. There is a certain image that’s been embedded into popular culture when it comes to pimps, particularly of the 1970s variety. These pimps fit that image.

Most of the pimps in this co-op are Black, though there is at least one Native Hawaiian, one Asian, and one token white guy with a ‘fro. All of them are decked out in the classic pimp styles: slick suits, bright colors, fab shoes, and fetching hats. Oh, the hats! It may be stereotypical as hell, but they had style. These Honolulu pimps would have been able to blend into any city on the mainland. They had the look.

The characterization of the pimps of this time period in particular lends them to be very convenient bad guys on cop shows. Just get them in the right outfit and the audience doesn’t need much more than that. It was understood that pimps were bad because prostitution was against the law. Pimps exploited the women who worked for them and weren’t above using violence to get the women to turn their tricks. Frequently, it was these violent tendencies that had them crossing paths with our police heroes. And it was probably not an accident that it seems like a majority of pimps depicted on TV at this time were Black. It seemed like if it was a white pimp as a main villain -and this is just my impression as I have no scientific data or research to back this up because I’m lazy- that he was depicted more as a businessman. He had “escorts”. He had an office. He wore respectable suits. He might not be above committing violence, but at least he was “classier” when he did it.

In “Tricks Are Not Treats”, Harley Dartson is positioned as sort of a good guy in comparison to Lolo, an unlikely and uncommon position for a pimp at the time. The pimps in the episode are humanized beyond the stereotypes that they’re usually presented as. Their line of work isn’t excused and it’s mentioned that they are still willing to use violence against the women in their stables to keep them in line, but that isn’t the focus. It’s them against Lolo and the writers want you on their side. So, they make them likeable, relatable. J. Paul (Ron Glass), prior to his demise, comes across as a funny, friendly guy. Wunton (Moe Keale) is deeply affected by his friend’s death, to the point of losing his cool to defend J. Paul’s memory.

Harley, our main mack, is given a normal home life with a wife, who used to be on the streets as one of his girls, and two children. Sure, Semantha (Lynn Ellen Hollinger) is still very much involved in the administration aspect of the business, keeping track of the women in Harley’s stable and the jobs they’re doing (or should be doing, as she does threaten one woman over the phone to get to a hardware convention before Harley takes a coat hanger to her), but it’s treated as a normal Mom and Pop kind of business. Pimps are having a meeting out on the lanai and Semantha is tracking tricks while the kids eat lunch at the kitchen counter and Harley fusses at the older boy about doing his homework. It’s a rare depiction to get that much into a pimp’s personal life and have it be so suburban.

(It’s also worth mentioning that Harley and Semantha were an interracial couple with biracial children, something else not often seen on TV in 1973.)

There’s a pimp with a heart of gold in an episode of Barney Miller as well. In “The Hero”, Carl Gibson’s mack character Mayflower is arrested for pushing a trick out of a window and ends up helping the guys put a baby Todd Bridges back on the straight and narrow. Sure, he’s doing it in part to ease his own punishment, but a pimp on another cop show wouldn’t have done it at all.

The bad buy blueprints for cop shows are interesting in how they both contribute to stereotypes and then deviate from the stereotypes they helped create. The way pimps are used in these shows is a great example of that.

Imagine what I might discover if I actually applied myself and researched it.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 63

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Season 5 comes to a close with a couple of really good episodes. First, Five-O is baffled by a stolen diamond necklace in “The Diamond That Nobody Stole”. We are once again graced by the presence of Eric Braeden in magnificent outfits with bonus Beulah Quo being absolutely regal.

Then Five-O tries to determine which juror has been compromised in “Jury of One”. Both of these episodes featured toothless men who met unfortunate ends, but brought me great joy for the brief time they were with us.

And of course, my season wrap-up that nobody asked for.

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To close out Season 5, here’s Eric Braeden pulling off a look that few would even dare attempt.

See you in Season 6.

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