Book ’em, Danno–Episode 61

Season 5 is winding down, but the cases are still going full-tilt. In “Will the Real Mr. Winkler Please Die?”, Five-O finds themselves in the middle of a spy mess, and in “Little Girl Blue”, a kidnapping turns into a stand-off.

Recording this episode was interesting because I had to stop in the middle of it to deal with real life things, the background noise during “Little Girl Blue” ended up being super annoying (sorry about that), and the soundclips for “Little Girl Blue” ended up a little borked and I couldn’t use most of the ones I wanted to. As a result, the episode is probably not my greatest.

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Let this glorious Steve fashion be a balm on this unfortunately produced episode.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 60

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Season 5 begins to wind down with a couple of big plot episodes. Five-O has to untangle an impossible murder in “Here Today…Gone Tonight” and unknot a stock exchange heist in “The Odd Lot Caper”.

One thing I should have pointed out when discussing “Here Today…Gone Tonight” is that the number of people required to make this particular plot work was a lot and I don’t know how you’d keep them all quiet to ensure success. But that’s okay! This is fun and we’re having a good time. Not everything needs pedantic logic.

“The Odd Lot Caper”, on the other hand, does accurately reflect the absolute bullshit of a group project.

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Two men, two suits, two dynamite fashion choices. Steve was dressed to party, but Beaufort was not thinking he was going to be robbed when he picked that suit jacket that morning.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 59

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Season 5 rolls on with two more episodes that are slightly different from the usual Hawaii Five-O format.

First, Five-O is charged with providing a couple of witnesses with a wedding and a honeymoon while protecting them from a mob boss in “Thanks for the Honeymoon”. Slight trigger warning for animal death in the episode. It’s brief in both the episode and in the discussion.

Then Five-O must track down a malicious stalker in “The Listener”. Full blown trigger warning for suicide in “The Listener.” It’s a major scene in the episode, so I talk about it for a bit.

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Get your good clothes on. We’re going to a wedding. Just look at this bridal party.

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Where Do Your Sympathies Lie?

Minor trigger warning for mentions of sexual assault.

Something I frequently encounter while watching my cop shows are the grey moral areas that our heroes wander into. Specifically -at least for this post- I’m thinking of the victims and culprits and the audience’s perception of them.

For example, in the Hawaii Five-O episode “Little Girl Blue”, the two men who kidnap the little girl of the title aren’t your typical hardened criminals. Luther -played by Ron Feinberg- is a 6ft 7in beast of a man who has the mental equivalency of a child thanks to a brain injury incurred during his service in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Frank -played by Jackie Coogan- is a former orderly with a bad heart and considered the brains of the operation only because he’s at least functioning at an adult level. It’s not quite a Lenny and George scenario from Of Mice and Men, but it has that flavor.

We know from the initial kidnapping that these aren’t your ordinary criminals. The two men take the time to wrap the little girl up in a blanket and put her slippers on her. In fact, if their getaway hadn’t been interrupted, little Debbie would have been treated to a picnic while waiting for the ransom to be paid and everything to work out. None of the violence we saw would have happened if that cop hadn’t pulled Luther and Frank over. And really, the only reason Luther panicked in the first place was because the cop asked him for his license and he didn’t have one. It’s just an unfortunate series of events that land these two guys in hotter water than they’d intended to boil.

You just kinda feel bad for these guys. Obviously, Luther’s diminished capacity and Frank’s bad heart and bad choices don’t absolve them of their behavior, but you’re not exactly rooting for Five-O to come down hard on them.

Or maybe the audience was back when this episode aired in 1973. Maybe the deaths of two cops was enough to erase any shred of sympathy the viewer might feel for Luther and Frank. Or maybe when the kidnapping went sideways and Debbie was crying for her mom, maybe that was enough to alienate the viewers and have them rooting for Luther and Frank to get what was coming to them.

Or maybe they felt just as torn about it then as we do now. Or at least I do.

Then there’s the flip side. When the victim isn’t that great and you’re kind of not sorry they’re dead.

In the CSI: Miami episode “Forced Entry” a burglar/rapist gets what he gives in the exact fashion that he gave it. Only, he didn’t kill his victims. Instead, one of them kills herself and it looks very much like the grieving husband might have exacted revenge. Who else would know how the victims were bound, gagged, and assaulted so that they could recreate it with such detail?

The husband in question points out how cruel it is that the police are more concerned with finding the killer of his wife’s rapist than they are with his wife’s assault, which led to her suicide. And it is a cruel. Even Speed says that killing this piece of shit should earn the husband a medal if he did it. I’m on Speed’s side here. My guy played around and lost big. Oh well.

But that’s not how these sorts of episodes work. We might be on the side of the killer, but as it’s pointed out, it’s not the killer’s job to dispense justice. I don’t know about that. I think they didn’t a pretty good job here.

Okay, yes, there’s the whole concept that nobody deserves to die, and maybe that’s true, but that doesn’t mean we have to feel bad when some vile garbage gets their comeuppance. We’re not in the wrong to save our sympathy for the killer when justice is served because it feels like it’s being served to the wrong person.

These sort of muddy moral waters are interesting because of how they age. Some are timeless. Some switches the sympathies, swinging them around from the original, intended person to someone else. Just look at hippies. They were the villains in many cop shows back in the day, particularly Dragnet. Nowadays, though, you’d probably find more people on their side than on Joe Friday’s. Especially when it comes to marijuana.

I love exploring these moral grey episodes. They make me angry and they make me uncomfortable and they make me think and it’s fascinating to see how that shade of grey can turn black or white over time.

In the end, I find it quite colorful.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 58

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It’s time for my favorite episode of Season 5, which means the illustrious Dan Budnik of Eventually Supertrain fame is back to talk criminal couples with me for the episodes “I’m a Family Crook -Don’t Shoot!” and “The Child Stealers”.

I’m pleased to report that this time I didn’t have to do any heavy editing. You will get all of our thoughts on both episodes as well as bonus thoughts on child stealing, con artistry, and Cohen Brothers movies. Does that make for an extra long episode? Absolutely! But every single second is magical. You won’t be disappointed.

And if you are, I don’t want to hear about it.

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Spoiler Warning! Dan and I talk episode endings from about 51:39 to 1:08:18 and 1:48:22 to 1:58:48.

Please enjoy the Lovejoys and Nina and Gar. Yes, his name is Gar. Dan and I discuss that at length.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 57

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We are officially half-way through Season 5 with the episode “The Clock Struck Twelve”. I’m giving a mild trigger warning to both the episode and the discussion for brief mentions of sexual assault.

I also go on a bit of a rant about the demonization of hippies and land back movements, but that’s less of a trigger warning and more of a “She’s back on her bullshit” warning.

The half-way point also seemed like an ideal time to cover an episode from Season 5 of the 2010 reboot. I went with the Halloween episode “Ho’oma’ike”. I’ve been dying to cover one of the Halloween episodes and this one is a good time.

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Have an explosive situation on your hands? Call Danny Williams to diffuse it.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 56

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Season 5 gifts us a three-parter. Five-O finds themselves up against a formidable crime family in “V for Vashon: The Son”, “V for Vashon: The Father”, and “V for Vashon: The Patriarch”.

Instead of mashing the discussion of the episodes together like I would a two-parter, I chose to treat them like separate episodes, but obviously talked about the endings of the first two episodes.

Heads up if you’re watching the episodes…The ending of “V for Vashon: The Patriarch” could be upsetting for some viewers.

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The Vashon men may have been dastardly, but they did give us one great gift…

A Steve McGarrett outfit.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 55

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The Season 5 fun continues with an STD-related murder in “Chain of Events” and Danny battling a case of amnesia in “Journey Out of Limbo”.

In my “Chain of Events” discussion, I talked about how the local station that I watched Hawaii Five-O on would always skip this episode and so the first time I watched it was for the podcast. However, if I’d checked out this episode in Karen Rhodes’s fabulous book Booking Hawaii Five-O (which I often forget to do because I’m a dumbass), then I would have also mentioned that this episode faced censorship in Hawai’i during its initial airing…because of politics.

At the time, Herman Wedemeyer…aka Duke…was running for re-election as the 12th district rep in the State House of Representatives. His opponent, Shirley Sax, claimed that his appearance in the episode meant that she should get equal airtime under an FCC regulation in place at the time. As a result, the episode wasn’t aired in Hawai’i. For the record, Duke is only in the episode for about 63 seconds and only has one line. Hope it was worth it, Shirley!

Anyway, here’s a pic of Dirk Benedict from the episode. He gets my vote.

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“Journey Out of Limbo” has a trigger warning for animal death both in the episode and in the discussion. However, my discussion of it does go off the rails because I am weird. Gird your loins accordingly.

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In conclusion, I was rather verbose in this episode for some reason and it made editing a real bitch.

So, here’s a picture of Danny in his amnesia recovery Aloha shirt.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 54

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Season 5 continues with a couple of big plots. And you know me. I love me some big plots.

First Wo Fat needs to smuggle a stolen device out of the country in “The Jinn That Clears the Way”. This elaborate plot is actually a Plan B, which makes it even more fabulous.

And then Clu Gulager has one hell of a heist going in “Fools Die Twice”. I mean, it’ s Clu Gulager, so you know it’s going to be good.

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Is there anything better than a pleased Wo Fat? I think not.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 53

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Only three episodes into the new season and we get yet another large-scale criminal enterprise in “You Don’t Have To Kill To Get Rich- But It Helps”. We also get a necessary dose of William Shatner. You may argue with me about that, but you’d be wrong. Please be advised that I go into detail about how decomposition works with a corpse that’s been underwater for two or three days. Some knowledge I’m just compelled to share.

And then Danny finds himself going through it after a friend is killed in the line of duty in “Pig in a Blanket”. This is not my favorite genre of copaganda episode and I explain that at length.

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Here’s a little Shirtless Shatner to get you through.

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And, of course, Dollie, who is now part of my life vision board.

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