Where Do Your Sympathies Lie?

Minor trigger warning for mentions of sexual assault.

Something I frequently encounter while watching my cop shows are the grey moral areas that our heroes wander into. Specifically -at least for this post- I’m thinking of the victims and culprits and the audience’s perception of them.

For example, in the Hawaii Five-O episode “Little Girl Blue”, the two men who kidnap the little girl of the title aren’t your typical hardened criminals. Luther -played by Ron Feinberg- is a 6ft 7in beast of a man who has the mental equivalency of a child thanks to a brain injury incurred during his service in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Frank -played by Jackie Coogan- is a former orderly with a bad heart and considered the brains of the operation only because he’s at least functioning at an adult level. It’s not quite a Lenny and George scenario from Of Mice and Men, but it has that flavor.

We know from the initial kidnapping that these aren’t your ordinary criminals. The two men take the time to wrap the little girl up in a blanket and put her slippers on her. In fact, if their getaway hadn’t been interrupted, little Debbie would have been treated to a picnic while waiting for the ransom to be paid and everything to work out. None of the violence we saw would have happened if that cop hadn’t pulled Luther and Frank over. And really, the only reason Luther panicked in the first place was because the cop asked him for his license and he didn’t have one. It’s just an unfortunate series of events that land these two guys in hotter water than they’d intended to boil.

You just kinda feel bad for these guys. Obviously, Luther’s diminished capacity and Frank’s bad heart and bad choices don’t absolve them of their behavior, but you’re not exactly rooting for Five-O to come down hard on them.

Or maybe the audience was back when this episode aired in 1973. Maybe the deaths of two cops was enough to erase any shred of sympathy the viewer might feel for Luther and Frank. Or maybe when the kidnapping went sideways and Debbie was crying for her mom, maybe that was enough to alienate the viewers and have them rooting for Luther and Frank to get what was coming to them.

Or maybe they felt just as torn about it then as we do now. Or at least I do.

Then there’s the flip side. When the victim isn’t that great and you’re kind of not sorry they’re dead.

In the CSI: Miami episode “Forced Entry” a burglar/rapist gets what he gives in the exact fashion that he gave it. Only, he didn’t kill his victims. Instead, one of them kills herself and it looks very much like the grieving husband might have exacted revenge. Who else would know how the victims were bound, gagged, and assaulted so that they could recreate it with such detail?

The husband in question points out how cruel it is that the police are more concerned with finding the killer of his wife’s rapist than they are with his wife’s assault, which led to her suicide. And it is a cruel. Even Speed says that killing this piece of shit should earn the husband a medal if he did it. I’m on Speed’s side here. My guy played around and lost big. Oh well.

But that’s not how these sorts of episodes work. We might be on the side of the killer, but as it’s pointed out, it’s not the killer’s job to dispense justice. I don’t know about that. I think they didn’t a pretty good job here.

Okay, yes, there’s the whole concept that nobody deserves to die, and maybe that’s true, but that doesn’t mean we have to feel bad when some vile garbage gets their comeuppance. We’re not in the wrong to save our sympathy for the killer when justice is served because it feels like it’s being served to the wrong person.

These sort of muddy moral waters are interesting because of how they age. Some are timeless. Some switches the sympathies, swinging them around from the original, intended person to someone else. Just look at hippies. They were the villains in many cop shows back in the day, particularly Dragnet. Nowadays, though, you’d probably find more people on their side than on Joe Friday’s. Especially when it comes to marijuana.

I love exploring these moral grey episodes. They make me angry and they make me uncomfortable and they make me think and it’s fascinating to see how that shade of grey can turn black or white over time.

In the end, I find it quite colorful.

Book ’em, Danno–Episode 58

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It’s time for my favorite episode of Season 5, which means the illustrious Dan Budnik of Eventually Supertrain fame is back to talk criminal couples with me for the episodes “I’m a Family Crook -Don’t Shoot!” and “The Child Stealers”.

I’m pleased to report that this time I didn’t have to do any heavy editing. You will get all of our thoughts on both episodes as well as bonus thoughts on child stealing, con artistry, and Cohen Brothers movies. Does that make for an extra long episode? Absolutely! But every single second is magical. You won’t be disappointed.

And if you are, I don’t want to hear about it.

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Spoiler Warning! Dan and I talk episode endings from about 51:39 to 1:08:18 and 1:48:22 to 1:58:48.

Please enjoy the Lovejoys and Nina and Gar. Yes, his name is Gar. Dan and I discuss that at length.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 57

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We are officially half-way through Season 5 with the episode “The Clock Struck Twelve”. I’m giving a mild trigger warning to both the episode and the discussion for brief mentions of sexual assault.

I also go on a bit of a rant about the demonization of hippies and land back movements, but that’s less of a trigger warning and more of a “She’s back on her bullshit” warning.

The half-way point also seemed like an ideal time to cover an episode from Season 5 of the 2010 reboot. I went with the Halloween episode “Ho’oma’ike”. I’ve been dying to cover one of the Halloween episodes and this one is a good time.

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Have an explosive situation on your hands? Call Danny Williams to diffuse it.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 56

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Season 5 gifts us a three-parter. Five-O finds themselves up against a formidable crime family in “V for Vashon: The Son”, “V for Vashon: The Father”, and “V for Vashon: The Patriarch”.

Instead of mashing the discussion of the episodes together like I would a two-parter, I chose to treat them like separate episodes, but obviously talked about the endings of the first two episodes.

Heads up if you’re watching the episodes…The ending of “V for Vashon: The Patriarch” could be upsetting for some viewers.

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The Vashon men may have been dastardly, but they did give us one great gift…

A Steve McGarrett outfit.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 55

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The Season 5 fun continues with an STD-related murder in “Chain of Events” and Danny battling a case of amnesia in “Journey Out of Limbo”.

In my “Chain of Events” discussion, I talked about how the local station that I watched Hawaii Five-O on would always skip this episode and so the first time I watched it was for the podcast. However, if I’d checked out this episode in Karen Rhodes’s fabulous book Booking Hawaii Five-O (which I often forget to do because I’m a dumbass), then I would have also mentioned that this episode faced censorship in Hawai’i during its initial airing…because of politics.

At the time, Herman Wedemeyer…aka Duke…was running for re-election as the 12th district rep in the State House of Representatives. His opponent, Shirley Sax, claimed that his appearance in the episode meant that she should get equal airtime under an FCC regulation in place at the time. As a result, the episode wasn’t aired in Hawai’i. For the record, Duke is only in the episode for about 63 seconds and only has one line. Hope it was worth it, Shirley!

Anyway, here’s a pic of Dirk Benedict from the episode. He gets my vote.

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“Journey Out of Limbo” has a trigger warning for animal death both in the episode and in the discussion. However, my discussion of it does go off the rails because I am weird. Gird your loins accordingly.

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In conclusion, I was rather verbose in this episode for some reason and it made editing a real bitch.

So, here’s a picture of Danny in his amnesia recovery Aloha shirt.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 54

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Season 5 continues with a couple of big plots. And you know me. I love me some big plots.

First Wo Fat needs to smuggle a stolen device out of the country in “The Jinn That Clears the Way”. This elaborate plot is actually a Plan B, which makes it even more fabulous.

And then Clu Gulager has one hell of a heist going in “Fools Die Twice”. I mean, it’ s Clu Gulager, so you know it’s going to be good.

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Is there anything better than a pleased Wo Fat? I think not.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 53

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Only three episodes into the new season and we get yet another large-scale criminal enterprise in “You Don’t Have To Kill To Get Rich- But It Helps”. We also get a necessary dose of William Shatner. You may argue with me about that, but you’d be wrong. Please be advised that I go into detail about how decomposition works with a corpse that’s been underwater for two or three days. Some knowledge I’m just compelled to share.

And then Danny finds himself going through it after a friend is killed in the line of duty in “Pig in a Blanket”. This is not my favorite genre of copaganda episode and I explain that at length.

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Here’s a little Shirtless Shatner to get you through.

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And, of course, Dollie, who is now part of my life vision board.

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Book ’em, Danno–Episode 52

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Welcome to Season 5!

Things kick off with a big time criminal enterprise in “Death Is a Company Policy” and we get introduced to Kono’s replacement Ben Kokua and Duke begins his recurring run in earnest.

And then Five-O untangles a web of lies in “Death Wish on Tantalus Mountain”. Ricardo Montalban is back (but not in yellow face!). Diana Muldaur returns. And a race car sort of returns.

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The team is ready for a new season. Are you?

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Rerun Junkie Confession–I Love a Woman Who Takes Care of Business

I was initially inspired to write this post by Miss Simpson in the Season 5 Hawaii Five-O episode “Death Is a Company Policy”, and what I was actually going to confess was that I liked ruthless women. Miss Simpson was a representative of a criminal enterprise so vast it oversaw the work of numerous smaller scale criminal bosses. It’s at first thought that Miss Simpson is nothing more than an accountant sent to audit the criminal books of one of their branch managers, Piro Manoa. However, as the episode progresses, we come to understand that Miss Simpson is more than just an accountant. She’s an important part of their organization and makes the tough, crucial decisions when she has to.

And then just two episodes later came Joyce Hensley in “You Don’t Have To Kill To Get Rich, But It Helps”. The only female exec in a blackmail insurance business, she has a keen eye for good insurance prospects. She also reads Sam Tolliver for filth after only a five minute chat. Cool, calculating, and, well, ruthless.

But in that same episode is a character named Dollie. She’s a madam with amazing fashion sense who takes no shit from Ben. You get the sense that she’s good at her job and she takes care of her girls, but she’s no soft touch. She’s not ruthless. She’s just takes care of business.

And that’s what I really like. A woman who can take care of business. Miss Simpson and Joyce Hensley both displayed that even though their business is on the criminal side of the tracks.

So, let’s flip the script. What about Callie Duquense on CSI: Miami? Here is a woman who brings down the bad guys with same sort of efficiency and ruthlessness as her criminal counterparts I just mentioned. She’s not intimidated when challenged and she has remarkable emotional control even in the most stressful situations. She gets shit done.

Della Street on Perry Mason also comes to mind when it comes to efficient women on the right side of the law. To the untrained eye, she’s just a secretary. But Perry wouldn’t be able to vex Hamilton Burger by beating him in court if Della wasn’t on top of her game. She even keeps Paul Drake in check and that’s no easy task.

Women don’t have to be in law enforcement -or on the opposite side of it- to take care of business. When I was thinking of all of the women I admire, two nurses immediately popped into my mind: Major Margaret Houlihan on M*A*S*H and Dixie McCall on Emergency!.

Dixie is the head ER nurse. There were actually episodes that showed how things went to shit without Dixie in charge. She’s the one choreographing intricate dances of life or death with her staff. Doctors might be running the show, but it’s the nurses who have to anticipate their needs. Dixie got shit done because lives depended on it. And she was good at it.

The same can be said for Major Margaret Houlihan. A career army nurse. She’s in charge of a group of nurses in a war zone. She’s orchestrating order in devastating chaos. Even when taking into consideration her early season shenanigans, Margaret never messed around when it came to nursing. Taking care of those soldiers was her job and she took care of business.

What’s interesting about most of the women I’ve listed in this post (as guest stars we didn’t really see enough of Miss Simpson, Dollie, and Joyce Hensley) is that even though they could be considered strong women because of how effectively they got their shit done, it didn’t preclude them from having emotions. Sometimes the stress or the situations got to them, but they handled it, just like they handle everything. And they handled it in such a way that it didn’t stop them from taking care of business.

And I unabashedly love women like that.

Book ’em Danno Minisode–“Goodnight, Baby- Time to Die!”

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When Episode 49 of Book ’em, Danno came out, I mentioned that I had to edit a chunk of conversation between Dan Budnik and myself out due to the fact that it contained spoilers outside of spoiler territory.

I also threatened to release it as a minisode.

Well, here it is.

Enjoy!

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WARNING: It should go without saying since I already said it, but I’m going to say it again…This entire little minisode contains spoilers for the episode “Goodnight, Baby- Time to Die!”. So if you haven’t seen it, you may want to skip this. And if you haven’t listened to Dan and I chat in Episode 49, you’re not going to have any context for this and you may want to skip it.

Okay? Okay.